The Funny Stuff on

Atomic Lunch.com

Once upon a time I had a pretty professional-looking site. And on this site I had some pretty unprofessional humor. So I decided to move it to my more... casual site. So here you are, the funny stuff you've come to love without dragging my reputation into the gutter.



So, with no further ado, here is the funny...


Flash Stuff - My little cartoons

The Blues Monkey - Literally the first thing I did in Flash. An hour out of the box and I've got monkeys singing. Pointless, but a crowd pleaser.

The Knee Story - My first full feature Flash movie. It speaks for itself.

Introducing 'Monkey' Joe - By popular demand, the Blues Monkey is back!


Written Word

NEW Cooking with Chef Tibor - I managed to get my favorite chef to put together a little recipe just for my site. Bon Appetite!

The Boat Story - This is the completely factual account of the first time my buddy and I took his new boat out on the river. I wrote it to cheer up his wife, but now it belongs to the world.

The Bad List - I was trying to find a cool domain. This is a list of .coms that are, inexplicably, taken.

Samurai Britney - This is something I recovered from when I worked at AOL. It's a story about Britney Spears, Samurai warrior.

The Cougar Story - I wrote this one for the free newspapers in Philly when I used to live there. No one picked it up. I guess they didn't get it. The funny this is that it is all true.

I Love Britney - Okay, this is a little wierd. When I worked at AOL, I was friends with the guy who ran the homepages area. Everytime they launched a new template, I'd bang on it a little to see if it would break. This meant creating some wierd home pages. This is one that still seems to exist.

Other Good Stuff

The Red Monkey - Despite the warning to the contrary, send it to your friends. It is sure to cheer them up.


Other People's Funny

This is some stuff that is not mine, but MUST be included. If you don't already know it, study up quickly, then pretend you always did.

OddTodd.com - This guy is my hero. He inspired me to take up Flash. This does not mean that I know him personally. People keep asking me that. I haven't even bought his book.

Chris.com - He's got an adult content warning. Just language. Don't worry about it. Check out his Nutty section.

8 Legged - If you like cooking and Flash, you're gonna love this.